Monday, June 4, 2007

Total Annoyance/Total Humiliation/Total Randomness

Total Annoyance:

Yesterday, my younger bro Joe and I went to Mid Valley Megamall to buy some stuff after Christ Clan meeting and it took us a while to find a parking space. When we finally did, Joe put on the right signal while waiting for the car to pull out from the parking space. Right after it did, some *toot* (kids do read my blog so I hafta censor the word) swerved right into the parking space although he saw us waiting! It was a Malay dude and his car number plate was WFF 9696. So if you ever see this car on the road, please either smash his windscreen or beat the @sswipe *toot* up. Talk about being courteous! *spits at the driver of WFF 9696* I wanted to get out of the car and tell him to buzz off but I figured that I shouldn't stoop so low. Obviously we had class and he didn't... hmmph! I apologize if I sound b*tchy. I just can't stand people like that.


Total Humiliation:

Anywayz, while waiting for Joe to get his hair cut, I walked around a bit and then I walked into MPH. Then guess what happened? The alarm system went off... @_@ People who were enjoying their lunch at Secret Recipe turned to gawk at me and people in MPH were looking at me as though I was trying to pull a Winona Ryder the infamous Book Bandit. I was extremely embarrassed, okie! I wanted to dig a hole and hide... =/ When the security guard approached me, I put on the most pathetic look I could muster (I learnt that from Jas... kekeke... ;P). Fortunately, he didn't lunge at me and held me to the ground at gunpoint like I was on MPH's Most Wanted list or something. He just smiled at me kindly and explained that perhaps some cosmetic product in my bag had set the alarm off. So he passed my bag to a lady, who scanned the bag under some thingamajig. After they apologized to me for the inconvenience (and total public humiliation), I wanted to run out but I didn't want people to think that I really stole something from MPH so I waltzed into the bookstore casually. All eyes were on me but I just kept my cool... -_-

Today, I forgot I had a very important appointment with a celebrity hairstylist (it's against company policy to disclose his name so let's just call him Mr. T) so I wore a black tee with denim skirt to work. As the Assistant Marketing Manager of Ixtive Media, I'm always required to dress professionally or stylishly when meeting with a client but I looked like I was going to the mall or something... =_=" Plus I had a cold sore the size of Russia at the left corner of my lips. My self-confidence was -85, okie... no kidding... =/ It didn't help that Mr. T kept looking at my "oh-so-sexy" lips so I wasn't prepared to present to him and his associate but fortunately, I aced the presentation and I managed to impress them anyway... *beams with pride*


Total Randomness:

Oh btw, I wanna recommend a really scrumptious dish to y'all. I ordered this at Planet Hollywood 3 weeks ago:


Chili Mango Salmon

6 comments:

yau wei(wendy) said...

jie,hope u r alrite.I'm there to support you.Remember God is with you.Chill ya? =)

michsue said...

i'm alrite la... so how haf u been? how was ur trip to kl? =) sorry i didnt haf time to meet up wit u... weekends r packed with church ministries and all that ler... =/

ant said...

mmmm, that salmon looks very yummy!! :D

michsue said...

my mouth waters everytime i see that pic... i wanna eat salmon, baybee... =(

InfiniteReveries said...

WFF 9696? Hey that's my car ! I was wondering whose parking spot I stole

:P

michsue said...

hahahaha... dun lebehhh ar... if it was u, i wud haf slapped u right there and then, give u prank calls every hour after midnight and throw ur pet into da sea... bwahahaha... ;P