Top 10 Things a Guy Should NOT Do to His Girlfriend How to Save Your Butt from Getting Kicked by Your Girlfriend

10. Never beat around the bush. Say what you mean and mean what you say!


9. Never hang out with your ex-girlfriend more frequently than with your girlfriend. It doesn't matter if it's a group date or a single date; as long as your ex-girlfriend is IN the group, you're pretty much screwed.


8. Never hang up on your girlfriend or log off from a chat messenger without saying goodbye to her no matter how angry or upset you are with her.


7. Never get too clingy or over possessive. Nobody likes a control freak nor a jealous freak.


6. Never EVER put down your girlfriend in private nor in front of her friends or yours.


5. Never talk to your girlfriend in a different tone of voice when you're with your group of friends. Be yourself! You know the chorus of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated"? Don't be a darn fool.

e.g.
In Private:
(Phone Convo)
Girlfriend: Hey baby! I'm so glad to hear your voice. I miss you.
You: Hey, sweetie pie. How are you doing today? I miss you too. (√)

When You're in the Company of Your Friends:
(Phone Convo)
Girlfriend: Hi honey! Whatcha doin'?
You: Who's this? (X)

OR

Girlfriend: So are you having fun with your friends, baby? How was the movie?
You: (in a serious/businesslike voice as if you're afraid your friends might make fun of you if you talked in your usual voice) Yeah, why? (X)
You: (in your usual voice - gentle and loving) Yeah, I am. The movie was great! Whatcha doin' there, baby? (√)


4. Never EVER raise your voice at your girlfriend in private nor in public.


3. Never tell her to do stuff that she does not want to do e.g. plastic surgery, take diet pills, etc. Learn to love and accept your girlfriend for who she is. Don't be a Shallow Hal.


2. Never be vague when you're telling your girlfriend your whereabouts. Be a lil' more specific, dude. Don't arouse unnecessary suspicions.

You: Hey baby, I'll be staying overnight at a friend's house tonight so you won't see me online later. (X)
You: Hey baby, I'll be staying overnight at a friend's house tonight cuz I'll be hanging out with the boys till late night and it'll be too far to drive all the way home. So don't stay up and wait for me. Love you! (√)


1. Never tell half-truths or whole lies. Especially when it comes to another girl. And don't ever ogle at any other girl besides your girlfriend. Oh, don't watch porn too, yo. Those THREE things can get your ass kicked real hard most prized treasure chopped off.